Story two · Summer 2026
Operation Kennywood
The family occupies Gram’s house for the better part of a week, the wildfire smoke cancels the plan, and the emergency reroute is Kennywood in a heat wave. It was HOT.
Read story twoA Snot Nose Pig Patrol side series · New
The Gram Files
Four standalone stories from the Patrol’s file on Gram — Angie Klippi of Uniontown, grandmother of four, winner of raffle trees, host of everybody, and the only person in the family whose Facebook dispatches come with their own weather reports. Read them in any order.
Story three · September 2026
The Steelers Prayer Watch
A short file. One Sunday, one game, and a daughter praying at an intensity her own mother felt required documentation.
Read story threeStory four · 2025 – 2026
Gram’s Great Escape
The Patrol flies to Florida expecting a rescue and finds one Gram, one pool, and zero emergencies. Plus: an outstanding dance party.
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