The vacation story · Ongoing
Jerry's Secret Pig Patrol
Follow the Snot Nose Pigs on a family adventure in Punta Cana, one day at a time — sightings, missions, and the Golden Snout Awards.
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Meeting Porch
This is the family's front porch — one directory for everything we're building together: stories, games, and whatever comes next. No tabs, no fuss. Pick a card and come on in.
A colorful family game
Snot Nose Pig Color Chase
Choose your pig, catch matching globs of snot, and earn extra lives.
Play the gameThe Shanna Files · Six side stories
The Shanna Files: Stories About Shanna
Six standalone Pig Patrol reports from the Fifth Pig's own dispatches — a 98-day countdown, a pool UFO, Steelers Claus, and one very dead Lincoln.
Coming to the porch soonThe Gram Files · Four side stories
The Gram Files: Stories About Gram
Four standalone Pig Patrol reports — raffle trees, Kennywood in a heat wave, Steelers Sundays, and a Florida pool with zero emergencies.
Coming to the porch soonFamily bulletin
The Notice Board
Announcements, hellos, and the things everybody in the family should hear about.
Coming soonRecipes worth keeping
The Family Kitchen
The dishes that show up at every gathering, written down before anybody forgets them.
Coming soonShared photos
The Photo Porch
A place for the family's pictures — trips, holidays, and the good outtakes.
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Porch Games
More little games in the spirit of Color Chase, as we dream them up.
Coming soon