Jerry’s Secret Pig Patrol
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Shanna said she didn’t hear anything. The suitcase disagrees.




Or tap the suitcase.
Surprise. Four pigs. One suitcase. No explanation that customs would accept.
Inside was a clipboard, several suspicious receipts, and absolutely no clean underwear.
On the cover: THE VACATION REPORT.
Underneath, in smaller writing: Shanna still hasn’t noticed.
Every fall. Every umbrella. Every sixty-dollar parrot. To understand how they got here, start where the trouble began.
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